Update

Damn I havnt updated this in the longest. I might start to though I been busy playing xbox 360 too much. Idk I don't have that much time in my hands sometimes or I tend to doze of innto other things. I'm try to keep updating my blog. =D

La Placita

     After a wonderous adventure to the hookah lounge, we, meaning Kris, Carlos, Brayan and me, got hungry as fuck, well nobody ever decides were to go or what to do, so we went to la placita, located on lake st. I ate some chilaqules, with some bistec. Pure awesomness! It was like an orgy in my mouth, a lot of people fucking, without the taste of sex of course, and we have the poet, aka Carlos Diaz, he been writing some songs, he ate some enchiladas, red and spicy like the gum.  By his buliimic, he got a 6 pack, I got 2 pac..... cd, and brayan has a 12 pack...... of coronas and kris go has a 12 pack, no LITERALLY HE HAS A 12 PACK! Damn I'm not so fit I ate all that shit, thren take a big shit. Yea keep it real.

1974 Cadillac. El Dorado

Thiss is the biggest car I have ever seen, seriously what was muñeco thinking when he bought this. He seriously bought a damn trailer, its so long lol that's what she said. The interior is cool too matching leather seats to the car's paintjob pure sickness, all he needs is to buy it some rims and it will be one of the sickest car out there. Real deal.

The Weather

I'm posting this blog from the car coming home from work on a red street light cuz I'm awesome. Well I just got out of work and I gota say the weather is shity as hell for real oh and I saw muñeco. Lol so yea I just got homw

Work break

So we get a break in here every so often, they got vending machines but I nevr have any cash, since I'm all about plastic like michael jackson without the molesting little kids part, just the surgery part, I'm like super bored at work.

My Blog is Connected to my G1 Phone. Awsome!!!

Ok, So Im so awesome, I can finally use to my phone to post blogs, which is incredibly awesome, why? well because now when im bored at work, Ill post blogs ahahah. I'm a genius, an AWESOME genius, Yep. By the way my phone is awesome, I can do anything with it, especially when im chilling, and I chill alot. The G1 is a sick phone, Litterally i got sick when i bought it, I still have this cold, not to mention Lizz gave me the cold shoulder which made me voulnerable to the cold virus. So yea ill be taking pics and posting them up, like the last post was a picture of Yair's watch, well its mine now, he gave it to me. he was really drunk when he did, so fuck it, drunk people say the truth so he must have meant to gave it to me. on the other hand, i was gona keep it anyways. And I talk so much stuffing, I remind myself of turkey, cuz im clucking. Ill get you lose like vodka, and you'll be like my my my this kid is provacotive. Well i havent updated, this stupid blog been working and all, Oh and big ups to William, aka APU. ahah my old socom buddy, I didnt know he reads my blog, then again, Everyone reads it, cuz everyone gets bored from time to time. thats whats up!!!!
If you guys insult my inteligence, that will be the E-N-D of us.
Oh and Im gonna buy The Bro Code book by Barney Stinson, from "How I met Your Mother" which is one of the funnies show out there. I just speak whats true.
well ill keep on updating this shiz nit. To all my fans, I know of, which is like 50 fans. I cant believe yall people read this shit, like your book fell on the toilet water. and if you read this then your like Arthur, on the 9th when the news was on. Channel 11. KIR(keep it real) you already know.

Pic test

Yea

G1 Test

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Halloween.

Its over rated, like Addison parties. I think its just an excuse for girls to dress more slutty then they already dress. So WTF is Halloween? Well its celebrated on October 31, and back in ancient times it was believed that on that day that "the boundary between the alive and the deceased dissolved, and the dead become dangerous for the living by causing problems such as sickness or damaged crops ." Halloween means All Saints day. "It was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions". So to all you people who dont know why you trick or treat at night, well thats why they do, what they do. And BTW tomorrow is the costume party for the Holiday inn, where i work as a lifeguard, Im gonna dress as the chicken, because thats a cool costume, Best costume ever! I work on halloween, which is freaking scary. ahah Im trying to smarten up kids. I write so many things, You guys are like blondes, cant understand the concept of my literature. Ill just raise my eyebrow, "do you smell what sino is cooking, im cooking a can of whooping, to dominate a new nation of grace, all of you will fall off like farooq, when my literature goes to thier head, it goes to thier nose, like blow, then it goes to they neck so they seem so devo."

Keep it real,
Sino.

People.

Brayan
Lizz
Muñeco
Bris
Esto
Chata
Cherry
Lil' Brian
Irving
Peru
Chris S
German
Fubu

So thats the list thats about to go down. Damn. Ima poet so ima write some good things about you guys. Yet sometimes i tend to doze off as i type so i might not say nice things about you guys. but oh well, yall guys still gona be my friend. Ill write how i met you, first of all. Testing my mind. ahahahh
Genius. I keep it real. real deal.

The Girl Time Clock.

So as it seems, im so engeneius. I know about the girl clock. My hypothesis is that girls have a freaking time clock in their brain where they can remember every single date. Especially when they go out with their boyfriend. The know the exact date and shit. Its like when you start going out with them, they'll remember it forever. They keep every date tracked. I mean they know all of thier friends birthdate, shit i dont even know my own. They know all the times for everything, all the dates to special events. How many months you've gone out with them. I cant keep track of time. Time keeps me in track. I have all the time in the world. so I tend to bend time and space. Just ask tom.(myspace). no but for real. they do have like this thing set in thier mind that keeps track of all dates. It was a government project in the early 60's. naww. im just messing with yall. its just what girls do. They want to remember the memories, its something special they do, something that reminds them of what happened on that day. ;) something kept forever.

SnowBoots. Uggs.

These infamous boots, I've seen them too many times now. It all started out tuesday at redmond park when Gis was wearing them. There wasn't even snow. so why would you wear them????? I think she's crazy. Then Nelly was wearing them. wtf??? Did like everybody went to alaska for the winter. Did it snow??? so many questions. and Im not hating. Actually yes I am. ahaha im like that.

A shot of Nyquil.

My sickness is almost over. I do a shot of nyquil, everyday. i've been taking alot of shots, im sounding like a gun. or a movie director. too many shots. Im like MJ in his prime. Nyquil knocks you out. Yesterday I took a shot at precisley 4:47 and woke up the next day at 4:42. thats almost 12 hours of sleep. I mean i slept a half day. Well today is payday. so ima be getting my check. and friday ima be getting my other two checks. so fuck. check that out. Told you im like MJ in his prime, im balling.but my stupid credit card is nowhere to be seen. =[ but right now i work. till 2:30 pm. it should go quite fast. then i pick up my check head over to CHASE bank, everybody gonna be chaising me. Ima cash my check. and yep well go from there.
Keep it real. big ups to who ever reads about my life.

Im sick. Literally.

So I'm like this scene; a retarded kid getting his dick sucked by his mom. Simply sick. Sorry for the intense profanity. I've been taking medicine, a couple of those lime tea packets, they work but i dont pay 'em. and I have some late night medicine, which is awesome cuz sometime i cant sleep at night. this makes you sleep for sure. Man I've been feeling warm as hell, Im like burning upp. and I have work tomorrow, which i dont want to go to, but I will. Ima hard worker, Home is boring. I' havent been this sick since i spit a flow. Im vicious period. Oh yea, I have some blogger fans, aahhah yep, big ups to all of you that check my blog. I've just heard, that you guys are bored at home thats why you read them. Well you guys are reading real deal stuff. If it doesnt make sense than you get out your dictionary, because im ahead of you guys in the art of literature. Bookmark SINO, if you have a Fox on fire. or maybe columbus. <<<--- Example of my metaphors. Im talking about internet browsers, firefox and internet explorer (columbus since today is columbus day and columbus was an explorer). Shit like that is what you have to catch for like a toilet, just make sure your toilet isn't clogged, to take that shit in. <<<<<--- again more metaphor. the toilet is your mind, the shit is my smart blogs, if your stupid then your brain is clogged. no stroke.
I relay to real shit. yep im like a child in a hospital. =]
in conclusion im just sick both ways. im chilling.
Keep it real kids.

Real Deal Night.

Aight. what up fans. ahaha only two people. Well actually some of you guys actually do read my blog. Thats cool, like mr. freeze. He not a teacher, he a villan, to the man with the bat. Batman. so yesterday I went to this party in addison. It was the house of little luis who is now taller than me. wtf?? yea and i saw victor and juan, I mean these guys used to live across from me when i was 5. So it was really cool to meet them now. Ok so everybody knows Sandra right???? from the talent show, Aquino's ex-girlfriend, that girl was straight up drunk. She made out with like 5 guys straight, talk about sloppy seconds, fuck this was sloppy fifths. So i tell her that i recorded her on the Fenton talent show and she straight up started snapping. like a weak pencil, that proablably cant hold her booze. So yea she got mad cuz of me recording her at the talent show. which is crazy, and i couldnt take her seriously anymore, i started cracking upp. like some old walls. I dont know why you would be mad at something you wanted to do, like sing. I thought it was something to be proud of, to be in the talent show. But then again if i was singing like that, I wouldnt want to be recorded anyways. That shit broke my camera actually. real deal. Yea she even punched me. I guess i said the wrong shit at the wrong time. I love drunk people. It just shows who is really stupid in the world. Anyways ima upload her fucking video on youtube. and send it to her. real deal kids. I was so confused yesterday after all of that, She was like if I died in grand theft auto. WASTED. Yep. enought about her, she's just plain stupid. After all that funnyness occured. We then went to Julio b-day gathering, where Elmo showed up. and Sticks. ahahah So many gay nicknames. I would tickle elmo until sticks would brake. ahahha but yea, I dont know wat happened i was inside the garage and all of a sudden Elmo from sesame street. was trying to fight sticks. and all this drama uprupted like a volcano. everybody was heated upp. It was crazy. I feel bad for julio for all those fuckers who fucked everything upp. yall stupid. Oh by the way kris was so fucked up he was talking way past nonsense. real deal.
Word up. Keep it real kiddies. I gots to work today in like 30 minutes. Till 10PM

I'm Chilling.

Yo, Yo, Its sino, and Im chilling. I havent updated this blog in forever. My 2 fans are desperate for me to write something Umm... that would be tito. All i got to say is that im chilling. I have been working, so I'll take that as an excuse for me being so lazy. Which is like an oxymoron becuase you cant be lazy if your a hard worker. I've been making that dough, making that cake, getting that green celeray, Im so metaphorically creative. Im hungry for money, I even got two jobs. Time flies now at work. It used to drag so much, especially when i started. Oh yea, I sleep much much more. Tomorrow i gets paid kids. Damn! Balling! like MJ in his optimus. Prime. then I get my other check on friday, and ill spend it on ruby tuesday, on food. I know you guys think i dont make sense but i do make cents, cause i work. Get out your dictionaries if I confuse you. This shit is food for thought. AKA FFT. Oh yea i've been trying to do something, but its not working. by the way its a secret its too private. like a g4 jet or like your penis, get it your private, fuck i dont need to explain my self. Well if yall read this, I think you need a life, there is more way intresting things than my life, then again there isn't hahahaha. I love you guys. Keep it real.

Mr Jones Watches Series 2

So i've been lazy as hell with this blog shit, I gota keeps my spinning ceiling updated. Fanbase.
These watches are Sick. I saw them on Kanye's Blog.



For more on these watches go to
http://www.mrjoneswatches.com/index.html

Penis Story. Funny

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.



I work at great depths.



I plunge headfirst into everything I do.



I do not get weekends or public holidays off.



I work in a damp environment.



I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.



I work in high temperatures.



My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



Sincerely,

P.


Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.



You fall asleep after brief work periods.



You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.



You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.



You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.



You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.



You will retire well before you are 65.



You are unable to work double s hifts.



You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.



And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.



Sincerely,

V.


Gina

Homecumming Dance =]

Yesterday was homecoming dance. But i wasn't planning on going it was a last ditch effort because a lot of people were over there. I went to the movies first to see eagle eye, which is a sick ass movie go see it kiddies. After the movie me and esto were thinking of what to do, but ahahhah we thought we were gonna be lames, because we might be the only alumni over there. We still went. When we got there, Mr. Becker said we were too late, so we made some small talk to him, so he let us through ahaha we even followed him in. It was packed, the dance was good. I saw so many freaking people, I even saw Mary. ahhaah yep danced a little, made some jokes, you know make people laugh, thats me. THen we went to The International House Of Pancakes, and i remembered Ally Paige, which im never gonna forget. Oh and we met the waiter Krystle, she gave Esto free ice cream for his b-day, which wasnt even on that day. lmao!! After we went to gaby's but it was lame, I did a walk in, walk out, type of shit. Then we went to Nick's just to drink up. It was cool, but i was kinda gone already. Oh and TITO was making the gayest stories and jokes. The gayest being when he slept with his cousin. pretty gay if you ask me. After that well it was history. ;)
Big Ups to Tito.
Keep it real Kids!!!!!

Lifeguarding

Ok, so if you dont know yet, my occupation is a lifeguard at the Holiday Inn in Elmhurst. So today we had an Aquatics Meeting, and we settled a bunch of stuff, and problems we've been having lately in the waterpark. I just wished they would of just made that into another day. I missed one of my shows today, but it dont matter because www.ninjavideo.net has my back. So ill watch it there commercial free. And the Fringe is also a crazy show. check that one out too. Oh yea Bison soccer team lost, which makes there record to 2-9. wow they suck so much. Get a grip or something, thats alot of lost.
Keep it real.

Blog Update

So Im trying to customize this shit. I got to bring back the old sino that still remembers CSS. Yea, well im sure its going to be a good layout. This one is just a current, nothing big. I'll have to start working on one. Damn im going back to my photoshop days, oh yea. Big ups to BKS.
Heroes was sick today. check it out if you didnt see it. My favorite website next to myspace and facebook.

www.ninjavideo.net

keep it real.

Heroes

So the new season of heroes starts today. I got to say that this is one of the best show ever made. If you watch this show you will abosolutly love it. Its so thrilling and suspenseful full of twist and turns. I advise you to watch it. starts at 8pm in NBC.

On another note, I renamed the blog to "in the mind of SiNo" because this is what I think of of everyday ordinary things. My brain is expensive. Kid i got money on my mind. So yea keep checking it out.On a less serious note I still have no idea what I will be writing about, maybe publish a fucking essay. Fuck I dont know. Send me things, I like to hear what my bloggers would want to. I proablably have like 1 fan anyways. On an even lesser serious notes, the cubbies are in the playoffs. Oh yea one more thing on a serious note, KEEP IT REAL.

Love Lockdown Cover song

all i have to say. This version is sick. The beat is amazingly fresh.
Keep it real.

Gel.

Hello.
I bought some gel straight from ebay about ummm 7 days ago. This is like the best gel ever created its like $25 for 10 oz. I just barely got it today. Its shipped straight from the state of Washington. which is like a long way from here. I have yet to try it. OMG the gel even smells good. well kiddies.
Keep it real kiddies.

Diet!

Ok so on Monday, I started a diet which consist of a 2,500 calorie diet + exercise. My body has been soar for like 3 days.
I start it out with a 2 egg omelet in the morning followed by some calisthenics about 30 reps of a diffrent exercise each day. 10 exercises. about 300 reps.
Then I eat whatever my mom makes, and then go out running for about 30 minutes.
Im getting in great shape right now.
Now why did i get in a diet like this. Well because of the fast food that i kept eating. I can eat 7 Jr. Bacon. and I dont plan on eating any fast food on the weekend for a whole month.
Yep. Keep in shape. and most of all keep it real. Fuckers.

Dumb N***az

First off u dumb azz niggas r killin it for everybody
now females are gettin wit females because u are all punks
and dont know how to act on a mothafukin date.
ima tell u wat not to do and the rest is up to u
unless ur retarded.
You give her a couple compliments
tell her how nice she looks and how beautiful
her eyes are ... and she'll usually say thx.
ok giving compliments is a good thing, but just a gud thing.
if u giv her to many compliments, like showering wit compliments,
shes going to think ur a wimp, and she wont even think of even getting physical
wit u.
u ever heard of the expression nice guys finish last.
basic principle dont be an azz, but dont be like
Mr. Rogers and shit.
if u act all clingy and needy n shit might ass well go masterbate luzer.
the more u want sex, the less u will get
there is nothing worse than a guy who acts needy
and desperate for sex.
ok, buying her shit like chocolates, love boxes, teddy bears,
paying for an entire date. shes probably just gonna think heres some other loser
thats buying me shit so i can sleep wit him....save that shit for valentines day.
im not saying to tell her to let her pay for everythink, but like after dinner,
tell her that the movies is on her. SHIT BE A MAN FO A CHANGE!!!
and also u gotta to act like your doing her a favor going out wit her..
like your the prize or sumthin
Keep teasing her by like making fun of her on little shit, not like oh u ugly azz, or my fav ur 4 head is big,....bust her balls.

aight gotta it stop being lames and playas, n gangstas,
cause nigga u aint shit
by Carlos Diaz

Ok so I was reading it, but then something magical happen. I was falling asleep so i just skimmed it through. It might be about dating, something I dont need to know about. I already know how to do this. Scramble up. Keep it real kid-o's.

Post #1

So I've heard blogging is a new trend in this time of year. So i've decided for myself to make one, so I fucking did. I have no idea what i might blog about, talk about. One thing is for sure, My penis is big, and its not even erected. WTF??
That was gay excuse me. Check me out at
www.myspace.com/sinoeth