Halloween.

Its over rated, like Addison parties. I think its just an excuse for girls to dress more slutty then they already dress. So WTF is Halloween? Well its celebrated on October 31, and back in ancient times it was believed that on that day that "the boundary between the alive and the deceased dissolved, and the dead become dangerous for the living by causing problems such as sickness or damaged crops ." Halloween means All Saints day. "It was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions". So to all you people who dont know why you trick or treat at night, well thats why they do, what they do. And BTW tomorrow is the costume party for the Holiday inn, where i work as a lifeguard, Im gonna dress as the chicken, because thats a cool costume, Best costume ever! I work on halloween, which is freaking scary. ahah Im trying to smarten up kids. I write so many things, You guys are like blondes, cant understand the concept of my literature. Ill just raise my eyebrow, "do you smell what sino is cooking, im cooking a can of whooping, to dominate a new nation of grace, all of you will fall off like farooq, when my literature goes to thier head, it goes to thier nose, like blow, then it goes to they neck so they seem so devo."

Keep it real,
Sino.

People.

Brayan
Lizz
Muñeco
Bris
Esto
Chata
Cherry
Lil' Brian
Irving
Peru
Chris S
German
Fubu

So thats the list thats about to go down. Damn. Ima poet so ima write some good things about you guys. Yet sometimes i tend to doze off as i type so i might not say nice things about you guys. but oh well, yall guys still gona be my friend. Ill write how i met you, first of all. Testing my mind. ahahahh
Genius. I keep it real. real deal.

The Girl Time Clock.

So as it seems, im so engeneius. I know about the girl clock. My hypothesis is that girls have a freaking time clock in their brain where they can remember every single date. Especially when they go out with their boyfriend. The know the exact date and shit. Its like when you start going out with them, they'll remember it forever. They keep every date tracked. I mean they know all of thier friends birthdate, shit i dont even know my own. They know all the times for everything, all the dates to special events. How many months you've gone out with them. I cant keep track of time. Time keeps me in track. I have all the time in the world. so I tend to bend time and space. Just ask tom.(myspace). no but for real. they do have like this thing set in thier mind that keeps track of all dates. It was a government project in the early 60's. naww. im just messing with yall. its just what girls do. They want to remember the memories, its something special they do, something that reminds them of what happened on that day. ;) something kept forever.

SnowBoots. Uggs.

These infamous boots, I've seen them too many times now. It all started out tuesday at redmond park when Gis was wearing them. There wasn't even snow. so why would you wear them????? I think she's crazy. Then Nelly was wearing them. wtf??? Did like everybody went to alaska for the winter. Did it snow??? so many questions. and Im not hating. Actually yes I am. ahaha im like that.

A shot of Nyquil.

My sickness is almost over. I do a shot of nyquil, everyday. i've been taking alot of shots, im sounding like a gun. or a movie director. too many shots. Im like MJ in his prime. Nyquil knocks you out. Yesterday I took a shot at precisley 4:47 and woke up the next day at 4:42. thats almost 12 hours of sleep. I mean i slept a half day. Well today is payday. so ima be getting my check. and friday ima be getting my other two checks. so fuck. check that out. Told you im like MJ in his prime, im balling.but my stupid credit card is nowhere to be seen. =[ but right now i work. till 2:30 pm. it should go quite fast. then i pick up my check head over to CHASE bank, everybody gonna be chaising me. Ima cash my check. and yep well go from there.
Keep it real. big ups to who ever reads about my life.

Im sick. Literally.

So I'm like this scene; a retarded kid getting his dick sucked by his mom. Simply sick. Sorry for the intense profanity. I've been taking medicine, a couple of those lime tea packets, they work but i dont pay 'em. and I have some late night medicine, which is awesome cuz sometime i cant sleep at night. this makes you sleep for sure. Man I've been feeling warm as hell, Im like burning upp. and I have work tomorrow, which i dont want to go to, but I will. Ima hard worker, Home is boring. I' havent been this sick since i spit a flow. Im vicious period. Oh yea, I have some blogger fans, aahhah yep, big ups to all of you that check my blog. I've just heard, that you guys are bored at home thats why you read them. Well you guys are reading real deal stuff. If it doesnt make sense than you get out your dictionary, because im ahead of you guys in the art of literature. Bookmark SINO, if you have a Fox on fire. or maybe columbus. <<<--- Example of my metaphors. Im talking about internet browsers, firefox and internet explorer (columbus since today is columbus day and columbus was an explorer). Shit like that is what you have to catch for like a toilet, just make sure your toilet isn't clogged, to take that shit in. <<<<<--- again more metaphor. the toilet is your mind, the shit is my smart blogs, if your stupid then your brain is clogged. no stroke.
I relay to real shit. yep im like a child in a hospital. =]
in conclusion im just sick both ways. im chilling.
Keep it real kids.

Real Deal Night.

Aight. what up fans. ahaha only two people. Well actually some of you guys actually do read my blog. Thats cool, like mr. freeze. He not a teacher, he a villan, to the man with the bat. Batman. so yesterday I went to this party in addison. It was the house of little luis who is now taller than me. wtf?? yea and i saw victor and juan, I mean these guys used to live across from me when i was 5. So it was really cool to meet them now. Ok so everybody knows Sandra right???? from the talent show, Aquino's ex-girlfriend, that girl was straight up drunk. She made out with like 5 guys straight, talk about sloppy seconds, fuck this was sloppy fifths. So i tell her that i recorded her on the Fenton talent show and she straight up started snapping. like a weak pencil, that proablably cant hold her booze. So yea she got mad cuz of me recording her at the talent show. which is crazy, and i couldnt take her seriously anymore, i started cracking upp. like some old walls. I dont know why you would be mad at something you wanted to do, like sing. I thought it was something to be proud of, to be in the talent show. But then again if i was singing like that, I wouldnt want to be recorded anyways. That shit broke my camera actually. real deal. Yea she even punched me. I guess i said the wrong shit at the wrong time. I love drunk people. It just shows who is really stupid in the world. Anyways ima upload her fucking video on youtube. and send it to her. real deal kids. I was so confused yesterday after all of that, She was like if I died in grand theft auto. WASTED. Yep. enought about her, she's just plain stupid. After all that funnyness occured. We then went to Julio b-day gathering, where Elmo showed up. and Sticks. ahahah So many gay nicknames. I would tickle elmo until sticks would brake. ahahha but yea, I dont know wat happened i was inside the garage and all of a sudden Elmo from sesame street. was trying to fight sticks. and all this drama uprupted like a volcano. everybody was heated upp. It was crazy. I feel bad for julio for all those fuckers who fucked everything upp. yall stupid. Oh by the way kris was so fucked up he was talking way past nonsense. real deal.
Word up. Keep it real kiddies. I gots to work today in like 30 minutes. Till 10PM

I'm Chilling.

Yo, Yo, Its sino, and Im chilling. I havent updated this blog in forever. My 2 fans are desperate for me to write something Umm... that would be tito. All i got to say is that im chilling. I have been working, so I'll take that as an excuse for me being so lazy. Which is like an oxymoron becuase you cant be lazy if your a hard worker. I've been making that dough, making that cake, getting that green celeray, Im so metaphorically creative. Im hungry for money, I even got two jobs. Time flies now at work. It used to drag so much, especially when i started. Oh yea, I sleep much much more. Tomorrow i gets paid kids. Damn! Balling! like MJ in his optimus. Prime. then I get my other check on friday, and ill spend it on ruby tuesday, on food. I know you guys think i dont make sense but i do make cents, cause i work. Get out your dictionaries if I confuse you. This shit is food for thought. AKA FFT. Oh yea i've been trying to do something, but its not working. by the way its a secret its too private. like a g4 jet or like your penis, get it your private, fuck i dont need to explain my self. Well if yall read this, I think you need a life, there is more way intresting things than my life, then again there isn't hahahaha. I love you guys. Keep it real.

Mr Jones Watches Series 2

So i've been lazy as hell with this blog shit, I gota keeps my spinning ceiling updated. Fanbase.
These watches are Sick. I saw them on Kanye's Blog.



For more on these watches go to
http://www.mrjoneswatches.com/index.html

Penis Story. Funny

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.



I work at great depths.



I plunge headfirst into everything I do.



I do not get weekends or public holidays off.



I work in a damp environment.



I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.



I work in high temperatures.



My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



Sincerely,

P.


Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.



You fall asleep after brief work periods.



You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.



You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.



You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.



You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.



You will retire well before you are 65.



You are unable to work double s hifts.



You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.



And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.



Sincerely,

V.


Gina